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The last thing that I need is for
my name to be attached to a school

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like Waterloo Road. But that's
exactly why you need to do it.

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This would be a chance
to restore your reputation.

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WHISTLE BLOWS
Pause! Pause!

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SHOUTING AND TYRES SCREECHING

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Where's the car? Let me out!

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What are you saying?
That he's actually mine?

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You can move in with me.
What about Tommy and Izzy?

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I expect you to respect
our policies.

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Now, if you can't do that,
find another school.

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You had a boyfriend in New Zealand?
Girlfriend.

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Oh, you're a lesbian?
Not a fan of labels.

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Neil, I'm pregnant.

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I can go get you some ice
if you need it that bad.

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She's having the baby!

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THEY GASP

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SCREAMING

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Oh, this is mad!

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You're a controlling,
lying narcissist.

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Libby, I have to ask,
has Jared ever hurt you? No.

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You made me feel like I'm nothing.

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Sometimes I need a bit of space.

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Have all the space you want. Jared!
HORN BLARES

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TYRES SCREECH

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It didn't feel like love,
it felt like prison.

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GLASS SHATTERS

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Look what you made me do.

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Where's Stella? Back stairwell.

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It was my mum, Gemma Neville.

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You're dead to me.

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Schuey! Don't.

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Are you secretly into bad boys?
I'm into secret good boys.

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I've been listening to that one
on repeat.

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Give it a go yourself.

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Stella Drake? Mr Rimmer?
Just call me Jack.

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I've always believed that schools
should be a sanctuary.

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But the school gate isn't a boundary
any more, is it?

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I'll take the job. Are you sure? No.

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Wow.

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I could not be more proud.

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Thanks, Dad.

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Everyone should feel safe here.

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Can't believe you persuaded
the school to do it.

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After you.

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your car down the road?

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without a cause?

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that I'm falling for?

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Pfft! What is it,
Bring Your Grandkids To Work Day?

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without a cause?

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that I'm falling for?

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SHARP INHALATION

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without a cause?

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that I'm falling for?

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CHATTER

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This is proper lush, this.

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Can I do a...? No.
CAMERA CLICKS

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And can you put that away, please?

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Don't get used to it.

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We'll probably be
in a different school next week.

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How many times do I have
to say this, Ben?

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This is not a temporary arrangement.
HE SCOFFS

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As long as your mum...

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It's OK. You're allowed to say it.

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"Sectioned".

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You'll stay with me
and we have to make this work.

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Shut up! Beg your pardon?

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This is so me.
Like, this couldn't be more me.

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Right. Well, I'm afraid
that's been cast.

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Well, yeah,
but that's before I got here.

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You're the headteacher, right?

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You must be able to do something.
Pull some strings?

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We make this work
by not expecting special treatment.

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But I am special. You can ask
the drama teacher at my last school.

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I was Beauty AND the Beast.

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True story. OK, Hope. We get it.
You're the head teacher,

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and we'll be treated like every
other pupil you're not related to.

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But don't expect me to play by the
rules just cos I'm your grandson.

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OK. Can you stop with the attitude,
Ben?

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Look, I know this is going
to be difficult at first,

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but if you want to fit in,

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you're probably best
that you don't stand out.

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Yeah. Good luck with that.

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Mic test. One, two. One, two.

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and we're kicking down doors

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fighting in brawls

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How the demon falls

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When all else fails

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MUFFLED MUSIC

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Cross we wear

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we find in prayer

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with a story to tell

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that he fights to hell.

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Bro! Come on, man.

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Mate, that was proper, man!
You smashed it right up, man.

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And the performance
in assembly later?

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You're going to do it
all over again. Yeah.

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That was epic.
Very impressive, lads.

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What you doing? Why are you here?

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You could have just watched
the live stream.

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Because, Schuey, that was amazing.
You sounded so good.

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All right, you lot, let's get you
to where you need to be, please.

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And quickly, please.
No hanging around in corridors.

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Bro, chill out, man.
Nerves are good, all right?

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If you ain't nervous,
you ain't feeling it.

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Cat Guthrie,
give yourself a big pat on the back.

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If Neil had his way, it'd be called
the Cat Guthrie Rainbow Walkway.

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You cannot blame a dad for
being proud of his daughter, right?

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This was her brainchild, this.
Good morning.

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Hiya. This is great, isn't it? Yeah.

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This says
that this school is inclusive.

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All are welcome
and everyone should feel safe here.

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Pupils must feel comfortable
talking to us.

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Yeah, but do we feel comfortable
talking to them, Stella?

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Sorry to interrupt, but, er...

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..I have no idea
where I'm supposed to be going.

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Ah, good morning, Jack.
Hi. Hiya. Hiya.

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I think we're done here.

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Joseph, could you show Jack
to his new office, please?

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It's the old prayer room.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Follow me.

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Mr Donovan.

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Hey. Sorry. You got that
"new starter" look about you.

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Perky and excited? Yeah,
that's some very strong coffee.

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HE LAUGHS
I'm sorry. Mr Charles. I teach PE.

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Word in the staffroom is you
came from Hyde Park Academy.

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Well, I think you'll find
our students are

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a little bit more challenging.
Ah, I'm always up for a challenge.

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You must be if you've come
from Hyde Park to Waterloo.

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Yeah, well,
I like to change things up.

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And, um...

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Well, a messy break-up was making
the staffroom a little bit tense.

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Yeah, I've been there, mate.

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I am never dating a colleague
ever again.

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Shirt, please. Sorry, Sir.

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Something tells me that this is
definitely the school for you.

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Really? Staffroom?
Yes, please, mate.

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Yeah? Come with me.

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I'm not sure whether kids have grown
or I've shrunk.

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I don't remember 'em being that big
a few years ago.

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There's so many slogans.
How could you not be inspired?

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Slightly different
to what's written in the toilets.

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Ah! This is, er, your new home.

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Somebody else's old home?
Yeah. It's not your problem.

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Um...

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But, yeah,
it might be someone else's.

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I'll, um... I'll let you...

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..get settled in.

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Er...right.

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And research that we got back
from the trust

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tells us that parents prefer
non-religious schools.

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So, in short, the emphasis is
on getting bodies through the door.

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OK. Secondly, um,
as you all know, this morning,

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er, we're setting aside lesson time

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to focus on
healthy relationship education.

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Mistakes were made last term.
What happened to Libby Guthrie

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must never be repeated
in this school again.

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I missed things and I'm determined
not to miss them again.

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Thank you.

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She's doing OK now.

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She should be back in school soon.

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A mother and a daughter?
Mate, I had no idea, honestly.

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When you're ready, Mr Charles.
Sorry, er...

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Look at you, eyeing the fresh meat.

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Well, let's face it,

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all the other meat round 'ere
is well past its sell-by date.

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This is Darius Donovan.

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He will be joining us
as our new creative arts teacher.

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We teach creative arts?

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Also known as the much-maligned
"media studies".

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THEY LAUGH

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Not as maligned as PE, though.

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I hope that you'll all make him
feel very welcome

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and help him should he need it.

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And I will definitely need it.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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So sorry.

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Showed Jack his new cage. Rawr!

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This is Mr Casey.
He's our deputy head.

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Joseph, this is Darius Donovan,
our new creative arts teacher. Hiya.

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It's a pleasure. Sorry. That was...

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And another not-so-new
member of staff

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that really deserves a mention
is Marc Todd.

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Marc has been shortlisted

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for the North-West
Teacher of the Year Award.

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Wow. What's the prize if you win?

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A year off.

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THEY LAUGH

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From everybody here,
a sincere well done

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and a round of
embarrassing applause, I hope.

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00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:12,159
Yep, definitely embarrassing.

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During his first week,

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Mr Donovan will be shadowing
experienced members of staff.

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00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,199
Oh! What have you done
to deserve that?!

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I'm looking forward to it.
See how you do things around here.

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Well, Neil can show you how to teach
the Battle of Hastings

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whilst kids take each other's
eyes out for real.

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EMBARRASSED LAUGHTER

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And today, you have hit the jackpot,

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because you will be shadowing
our Teacher of the Year nominee.

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Well, if you are going to learn,
then you learn from the best.

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BELL RINGS

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So this is the school's
updated behavioural policy.

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There you go. You're welcome.

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I'm Mr Donovan, and congratulations,

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cos this year
I am your form teacher.

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So, if you have any problems at all,

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we can discuss them here
in form period

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before your first lesson of the day.

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What do you actually teach, Sir?

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Well,
I can't see any Bunsen burners.

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So shall we say media studies?
KIDS LAUGH

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Yeah, and you can do
all your jokes now,

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cos I've heard
every one of them before.

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"Mickey Mouse subject", ha-ha-ha.

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I LOVE Disney, me.

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Oh, come on. It's an easy subject,
though, to get a GCSE.

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Well, no, it's not.
If you study the media,

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you're going to learn
about narratives, agendas.

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You're going to learn how stories
are spun in the modern world.

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SARCASTICALLY: Oh, wow.
That's so exciting.

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CHUCKLING

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Well, let me give you an example
question, then.

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So, when we were sent
to fight in Iraq,

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would you say it was the media
that pushed the narrative

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of weapons of mass destruction?

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When we were sent to fight?

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What regiment were you in, Sir?

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Er, I was with the Royal Marines.

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Seriously?

249
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You? You were in the Marines?

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I was, yeah.
I retrained as a teacher

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when I was released
from the service,

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cos it's a much safer profession...

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..on the whole. You look like
you're going to be trouble.

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CHUCKLING

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00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:33,159
So the, er...the prayer room -
is that getting a new home as well?

256
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,159
No, there's not going to be
a prayer room any more.

257
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,959
The trust wants us
to cut out religion

258
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,759
to appeal to
a wider group of parents.

259
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,639
OK, well,
you might not want to hear this,

260
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,759
but you do realise that religion
is still important to some pupils?

261
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:46,679
Like Schuey? Well, not just him.

262
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:50,679
I mean, there are other kids with
different religions in this school.

263
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,119
I know, but the trust believes
that this decision

264
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,319
will increase the numbers overall.

265
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,719
And these decisions that
they're making, you're backing them?

266
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,079
Look, you're in danger
of making this personal, Joseph.

267
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,079
When you walk into this place,
any feelings that you have,

268
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,119
you have to leave them at the door.

269
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:09,319
Sorry. Is that what you're doing
with Ben and Hope?

270
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,199
Well, I have to,
because when they're here,

271
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,079
they're not family members.
They're just pupils in this school.

272
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,200
Well...also...

273
00:13:17,201 --> 00:13:21,519
..Schuey and Tyler are meant to be
doing their thing in assembly.

274
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:24,639
All right, which is fine.
Well, is it?

275
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,279
It's just...

276
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:29,159
..their thing is a rap
with quite a few

277
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,519
not-so-subtle religious
connotations in it.

278
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,439
I mean, it's not the Lord's Prayer,
but...

279
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,240
Well, then you probably know
what I'm going to say next.

280
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,600
If you need me to tell him...

281
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:45,720
No, no, no. I can, er...
I can tell him the good news. Right.

282
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,919


283
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,519
How do you think of these lyrics?

284
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,079
SHE LAUGHS

285
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,960
I. I!

286
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,920
Off. That's enough, ladies.

287
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,959
OK. So, I think most of us heard
Mr Weever's work this morning,

288
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:14,239
and I'm sure I'm not the only one
who was rather impressed.

289
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,039
Can we just get on
with the lesson, please, Miss?

290
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,879
Well, it's funny, because my musical
career began in church too.

291
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,239
Gospel music was
a big inspiration for me.

292
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,479
Whoa-whoa-whoa. Rewind.

293
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,879
Did you just say church?
Oh, my God, he's a choirboy. Wow.

294
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,599
It's nothing to be
embarrassed about, Schuey.

295
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,520
Wait. So hang on.
You're, like, a religious rapper?

296
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,479
Christian and rap?
Is there even a word for that?

297
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,879
What's it called again...?

298
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,279
I think it's, um...

299
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,599
.."Crap".

300
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,440
LAUGHTER
All right, that's enough.

301
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,839
Er, Miss, can I borrow Schuey
for a moment?

302
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,199
Of course.

303
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,679
I don't think
he's enjoying the limelight.

304
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,359
Bye! See ya!

305
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,599
Ladies, if you can't be respectful,

306
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,600
then I will remove you
from the class.

307
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,479
Are you OK? Yeah, yeah.

308
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,799
What's up?

309
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,599
Well, there's no easy way
to put this,

310
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,440
so I'm just going to have to
come out with it. The, um...

311
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:14,039
The performance. Yeah.
Yeah, I know. I get it.

312
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,599
Really? Yeah.

313
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,999
They want us to tone things down,
don't they? Well, no worries.

314
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,759
We've got other stuff we can use,
so it's all good.

315
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,719
No, it's not all good, mate.

316
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,880
They're actually pulling
the assembly.

317
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,479
Yeah, I know, I know.
I'm as angry as you are.

318
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,239
No, I'm not angry.

319
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,439
It's just, the trust, they...

320
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,640
Sir. It's fine.

321
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,960
Are we done? We're done.

322
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,639
So today's lesson will
be slightly different.

323
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:53,319
Today, we're going
to be concentrating solely on PSHE.

324
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,319
Like, seriously, are we back in
Year Four or summat?

325
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,719
Sir, do we have to learn
how to hold hands?

326
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,479
Or is it just sex?

327
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,999
No, it's not just sex, Izzy.

328
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,159
What are you even doing?
A lesson we don't need to be doing.

329
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,999
We will be talking
about healthy relationships.

330
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,830
Is this because of what happened
to your daughter, Sir?

331
00:16:12,831 --> 00:16:16,999
Well, it is to make sure that that
kind of thing never happens again.

332
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,719
Pretty easy.
Avoid weirdo controlling creeps.

333
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,719
We will also be talking
about how to recognise the signs.

334
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,639
Oh, did you not see the signs, Sir?

335
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,759
That big mouth,
why don't you just shut it?

336
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,919
Cat, pack it in. Who are you
actually talking to? You.

337
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,159
I'm talking to you.

338
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,639
Ain't you got some stupid rainbow
you need paint?

339
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,639
Oh, cos inclusion's stupid, is it?

340
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:39,839
If you're so desperate
to be included, then, yeah, it is.

341
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,240
Right, cut it out!

342
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,519
Or you'll be paying a visit
to Mrs Drake.

343
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,880
That is not
a good start to the morning, is it?

344
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,480
BELL RINGS

345
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,199
HE SNEEZES

346
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,399
Bless you, Sir. Again.

347
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,439
Thank you, Declan. Again.

348
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,719
Are you OK, Sir?
You look...ill as.

349
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,599
Nothing a little pick-me-up
won't fix.

350
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,960
Come on, back to your work.

351
00:17:09,961 --> 00:17:14,399
We had to do all this relationship
stuff at my last school.

352
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,359
One time we had to do a trust fall.

353
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:19,320
A kid ended up with
a fractured skull. True story.

354
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,759
Are you Miss Drake's grandkid?

355
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,599
Bet you get proper privileges.

356
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,119
Oh, yeah. Totally.

357
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,350
She's wrapped
right round my middle finger.

358
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,719
Right. I just have to go
and grab some more books.

359
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,359
I'll be two minutes.

360
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:39,599
Remember, Mr Donovan is observing,
and he sees everything.

361
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,080
HE SNEEZES

362
00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:46,799
Yeah, while you're out there, Sir,

363
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,159
do you want to bring back some masks
for me and the class?

364
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,640
KIDS LAUGH

365
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,600
BELL RINGS

366
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,319
This is what cancelling feels like.

367
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,239
First they took away the prayer room

368
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,079
and now they're saying
you can't do your performance.

369
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,639
Yeah, we're being censored
cos we're Christian.

370
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,119
And we haven't
even done anything wrong.

371
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,360
Schuey, you don't seem to care.

372
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,999
Yeah, I mean...

373
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,679
..what's the point?

374
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,440
Fighting back,
sticking up for what you believe in.

375
00:18:21,441 --> 00:18:25,799
We're being told that
this is a more inclusive school,

376
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,520
but we're not being included.

377
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,959
Whatever.

378
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,559
You might be too embarrassed
to do anything,

379
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,440
but I can't sit around
and do nothing.

380
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,440
HE SNEEZES

381
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,559
God, I should've gone
full hazmat suit today.

382
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,399
Here y'are, Mr Todd.

383
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,119
That should sort you out.
A bit of vitamin C for you.

384
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,840
Thanks, I think.

385
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,279
Oh, here she is.

386
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,439
Waterloo Road's
hardest-working teacher.

387
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:14,759
And Waterloo Road's
hardest-working dinner lady.

388
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,560
Right. Um, I'm going to crack on.

389
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,519
Oh, I love Nicky.

390
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:26,119
I mean, that's what's so great about
working at Waterloo Road, you know.

391
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,080
Nobody really looks down
on the, um...

392
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,490
..the help.

393
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,640
"The help"?

394
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:37,399
Um...my mum was a dinner lady. Oh.

395
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,839
Oh, no. No.

396
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,599
Right, I didn't mean anything by it.

397
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,879
I mean, being a dinner lady,
it's like...

398
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,479
My mum wasn't a dinner lady.

399
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:49,599
Oh! That is not even nearly funny.

400
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,879
Shadowing Mr Todd has made you mean.

401
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,199
How many times have you fell asleep
in his lesson this morning?

402
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:58,799
Now, I think there's a bit of
professional rivalry creeping in.

403
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,559
No. I just, you know,

404
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:04,039
like to think that my lessons
offer something a bit different.

405
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,679
When I'm actually teaching
what I get paid to teach.

406
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:10,159
Ah, you're not a fan of PSHE,
then? No.

407
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,639
I'll be honest, in this day and age,

408
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,479
I actually think
it's really important.

409
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,359
Really? Mm-hm.

410
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,319
Well, why don't you teach it
for me, then?

411
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,959
With pleasure.

412
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:23,000
We'll just have to find a way to get
you away from Teacher of the Year.

413
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,890
Yo.

414
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:36,599
Agnes is proper on my case, man.
I haven't even done anything.

415
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,839
Maybe that's the point. What?

416
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,119
But maybe she's expecting too much.

417
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:44,799
If you are embarrassed... I'm not.
Cos I was too, at first.

418
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,240
But I get it, mate.
This is all pretty new to you.

419
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:52,759
OK. So me not kicking off
about things -

420
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,720
that's the problem?
That means I don't believe?

421
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,279
I'm not gonna lie.

422
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,159
It took me proper time
to work it all out.

423
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,319
To realise who I really am.

424
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,319
Well, I know who I am.

425
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,599
I'm me. I'm Schuey Weever.

426
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,119
I'm a Christian.

427
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,880
And no-one gets in my face
and tells me to quiet down.

428
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,359
Sounds to me like the fighter
is back, man.

429
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,410
Mm.

430
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,160
Never went away.

431
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,480
BELL RINGS

432
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,160
DOOR OPENS

433
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,480
DOOR CLOSES

434
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,119
The chair is usually
more comfortable.

435
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,760
It's not about comfort.

436
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,719
OK.

437
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,240
So, what is it about, then?

438
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,879
The school is trying to
silence religion.

439
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,639
We won't let it.

440
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,240
"We"? Are there more of you
under the desk?

441
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,520
So I'm guessing this is
some form of protest, then.

442
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,239
And you can't stop me.

443
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,039
I know my rights.

444
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,039
When we used to protest,

445
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,239
most of us didn't know
what we were protesting about.

446
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,439
It was just a chance
to get out of lessons.

447
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,959
I'm protesting about
God being silenced.

448
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,439
And I'm not moving.

449
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,490
OK.

450
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,400
Well, then, um...?

451
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,319
Agnes.

452
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,959
But my name doesn't matter.

453
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,080
I've got a meeting.

454
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,200
So for now, Agnes,
I'll leave you to it.

455
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,720
To be continued.

456
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,999
OK. Given what we've just discussed,

457
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,399
I'd like you to write down
ten of your needs,

458
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,519
without which
you would not be happy.

459
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,719
Um... My phone?
KIDS TITTER

460
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,839
Write them down.

461
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,879
But let's try and think
outside of the phone box, OK?

462
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,199
Are you feeling better, sir?

463
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,119
I'm feeling a lot better.
Thank you, Shola.

464
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:25,319
Aw. Your needs are important
to us, sir.

465
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,719
So if you want to go and have
a lie down, then, you know...

466
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,519
Again, I appreciate your concern.

467
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,839
But thanks to Mr Paracetamol
and his good friend, Caffeine,

468
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,599
I am good to go.

469
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,839
Hmm.

470
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,319
DOOR OPENS

471
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,439
Sorry to interrupt, Mr Todd,

472
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,919
but I was just wondering
if I could steal Mr Donovan.

473
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,319
Really?

474
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,279
Miss Chandra mentioned me
talking to her class about

475
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,559
some of my experiences
about how relationships

476
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,079
are forged in the Armed Forces.

477
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,559
Well, then, that's fine with me,
as long as you've no objections.

478
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,080
Yeah, always happy to help.

479
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,879
Cheers.

480
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,840
You took your time.
Thank you, Mr Todd.

481
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,959
So pin a little Post-it Note
in your brain -

482
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:12,040
next Tuesday,
first rehearsal for the musical.

483
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,959
Miss. So are you in charge
of the musical?

484
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:19,519
Yes. It appears I did something
terrible in a previous life.

485
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,079
And all the roles,
they've been cast already?

486
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,159
They have indeed.

487
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,199
And I'd like to tell you,
it was an easy process, but...

488
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,839
So put me in it.

489
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,439
I sing, I dance, I act, whatever.
Do you want to see my running man?

490
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,240
Not right now, but thank you.

491
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,479
I was a king in my school Nativity.

492
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,399
All three of us
were different Elvises.

493
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,519
That was stupid.

494
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,119
So what we're going
to be doing today...

495
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,319
You know Mrs Drake's my nan.
OTHER KIDS: Oooh!

496
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,159
I do. And you know
she has been very firm

497
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,519
on not giving you or your brother
preferential treatment.

498
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,999
Totally. And that's cool.

499
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,319
But maybe if you would
just hear me sing.

500
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,359
Do you know The Pirates Of Penzance?

501
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,199
Is that a prequel?

502
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,959
Me and my mum knew
all the songs off by heart.

503
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,359
Do not start to sing.

504
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,040
I'm well allergic to cringe.

505
00:25:06,041 --> 00:25:09,759

of a modern Major-General

506
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,159

animal, and mineral...

507
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,719

the fights historical...

508
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,159
Boo! Declan, pack it in!
to Waterloo, in order categorical.

509
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,079
OK, that's enough.

510
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,840
And this can stop now.

511
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,479
Thank you for that
impromptu display, Hope.

512
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,399
But there is a time and a place,

513
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,719
and neither of those
are here or now.

514
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,039
Yeah, it's a proper no from me.

515
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,639
LAUGHTER

516
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,439
So...

517
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,959
..today we will be working
on your compositions.

518
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,159
Sir! Sir! Sir, sir, sir. Yes?

519
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,319
Have you ever killed anyone?
Ashton!

520
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,239
What?! Miss, you said
we could ask anything.

521
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,199
And how does that relate
to mutual respect and tolerance?

522
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,279
HE SNIGGERS

523
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,359
Sorry, do you want to offer
something on the subject?

524
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,519
Me?

525
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,039
I've got nothing to offer
no-one, mate.

526
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,919
It's not mate. It's Sir.

527
00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:01,319
And in battle, it's imperative
you respect your enemy.

528
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,159
Being in the army
teaches you many things -

529
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:07,039
courage, discipline,
integrity, loyalty.

530
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,519
BELL RINGS

531
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,879
OK. So, if you could close
your books, please, class,

532
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,479
and leave them on your desk.

533
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,720
Great discussion.

534
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,600
Thank you.

535
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,039
I think that's a five-star review.

536
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,600
Is that from them or from you?

537
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,879
Let's just say I might
have to use you again.

538
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,200
Already looking forward
to being used again.

539
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,560
Let's get to work.

540
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,119
What the hell is that?

541
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,319
What does it look like?

542
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,879
"Not inclusive".

543
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,359
What are you even talking about?

544
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,479
We're talking the truth.

545
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,319
Aw. Did someone stop you
doing your tragic little rap?

546
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,759
It wasn't tragic.

547
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,439
Nobody was going to stop you

548
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,319
doing your pretty little rainbow,
were they?

549
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,359
Obviously you hate the rainbow.

550
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,079
Typical homophobe.

551
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,719
Sorry, but I'm homophobic
because I believe in God?

552
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,879
No, you're homophobic
because you're a bigot.

553
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,799
Whoa! You can't call him that.

554
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,999
I just did.

555
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,159
And who opened your mouth again,
Dizzy?

556
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,519
You're good at calling people names,
aren't you?

557
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,199
The "Be Kind Crew".

558
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,639
What's wrong with being kind?

559
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,679
Nothing. Just some people think
it only applies to them.

560
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,959
Oh, here he is.

561
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,239
The head's grandson. Aw! You what?

562
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,199
You really think
we wouldn't find out about that?

563
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,919
CAT SIGHS
That is embarrassing.

564
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:00,999
Listen to it.

565
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,959
It just wants some attention.

566
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,319
"It"? Oh!

567
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,439
Sorry, are those not
your preferred pronouns?

568
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,359
Oh, you've found God
as well, have you?

569
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,879
You've been brainwashed too.

570
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:10,999
I haven't been brainwashed.

571
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,079
Yeah, because you'd have to have
a brain to do that.

572
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,719
All we want is to be listened to.

573
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,359
For religion to be treated
with a little bit of respect,

574
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,119
just like everything else is.

575
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,919
And you do that
by painting on windows?

576
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,279
SHE SCOFFS
Do you realise how lame that is?

577
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,439
You push us, we push back.

578
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,199
Cry more, angry little Jesus.

579
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,959
Quiet down, clown. You're pathetic.

580
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,119
This isn't about God.

581
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,479
This is about hate.
Yeah. You hating on religion.

582
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,359
It's not even nearly the same.

583
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,959
You choose your religion.

584
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,839
You can't choose your sexuality.

585
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,479
SCHUEY SCOFFS
Whatever.

586
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,679
There's time for your safe spaces,

587
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,599
your fancy little rainbows,

588
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,599
all that healthy relationship
garbage this morning,

589
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,079
All while they take our prayer room.

590
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,599
After what happened to my sister?
QUIETLY: Here we go.

591
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,839
Sorry, what was that?

592
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,839
I don't know, maybe if she was
better at choosing boyfriends.

593
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,639
Seriously? You're sick.

594
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,039
Sorry, what is wrong with you all?

595
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,039
My sister was abused
and you think that's funny?

596
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,780
You're actually laughing at that?

597
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:11,639
All of you, you're just a bunch of
not-right Jesus freaks.

598
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,199
You need to stop talking.

599
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,919
You and your little maniacs

600
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,439
can bang on all you want
about your silly Bible,

601
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,519
but no-one cares.

602
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,599
That's why no-one's
listening to you.

603
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,800
You and your cult are pathetic.

604
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,280
What is he doing?

605
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,600
Keep going!
LAUGHTER

606
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,999
Are you listening now? Hey!

607
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,879
Hey, what's going on?

608
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:48,960
Oi!

609
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,680
HE BLOWS WHISTLE
That's enough. Break it up!

610
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,919
I told you, I'm not moving.

611
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,360
Hunger strike too, is it?

612
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,399
Lunchtime.

613
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,279
I must say,

614
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,080
the food is a lot better
than it used to be.

615
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,279
What is it you actually teach?

616
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,999
I mean, you are a teacher, right?

617
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,280
Mr...

618
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,450
Mr Rimmer.

619
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,120
In a past life.

620
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:30,639
Now I'm a counsellor/therapist.

621
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,439
You really don't want to
hear the whole title.

622
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,760
So that's what you do
in here, therapy?

623
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,759
So, like, anyone
that's got a problem,

624
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,810
they can come to you
and you can solve it?

625
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,320
If only it were that simple.

626
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,920
My religion is my therapy.

627
00:30:48,921 --> 00:30:53,279
And if I have questions, I'd come
in here and find the answers in God.

628
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,999
You can still do that.

629
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,039
This space can be whatever
you need it to be.

630
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,040
So you're playing God?
Absolutely not.

631
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,740
I don't have the qualifications.

632
00:31:02,541 --> 00:31:05,319
This thing that you're doing -

633
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:09,199
and I fully respect
your right to do it -

634
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,200
but I'm just wondering,
what is it you hope to achieve?

635
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,599
Well, sir, if someone took
something from you,

636
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,439
something that really meant
something to you,

637
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,080
would you be OK with it?

638
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,880
No, I wouldn't.

639
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,439
Right.

640
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,559
Well, this is just me saying
that it's not OK.

641
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,679
And I don't really care
if you think that it's stupid.

642
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,280
I don't. Or pointless.

643
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,280
If we don't stand for something,
we stand for nothing.

644
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,520
I think you're right.

645
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,119
SHE CHUCKLES

646
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,759
Are you just saying that
because you want your desk back?

647
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,810
Partly.

648
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,079
But I'm also saying it because
I couldn't agree more.

649
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,279
I think you make a fair point.
I think you make it well.

650
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,400
And I'm quite happy
to take it to Mrs Drake.

651
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,530
OK.

652
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,359
Right, well,

653
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,650
you know you have to do it now,
don't you, sir?

654
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,800
Because God's never not listening.

655
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,450
Hmm.

656
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,200
Oh, Jesus.

657
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,199
No way!

658
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,880
I literally just saw it.

659
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,280
Is that what I think it is?

660
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,280
Yeah. I thought I was seeing things.

661
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,759
One of the kids
must have dropped it.

662
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,160
One of the kids? You think?

663
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,119
Well, don't you?

664
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,039
DOOR CLOSES

665
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,679
Hi, Mr Todd. Hi, Mr Todd.

666
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,919
STUDENTS CHATTER

667
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,959
Outside the staff toilets?

668
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,400
This is insane.

669
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,260
So what are you going to do now?

670
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,200
Speak to Stella, follow procedure.

671
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,160
We need to find out whose this is.

672
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,480
BELL RINGS

673
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,279
As I explained
to your colleague earlier,

674
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,439
if I'd have wanted them
to come tomorrow,

675
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,679
I would have ordered them
for tomorrow, wouldn't I?

676
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,159
Marc! Well, it makes
perfect sense to me.

677
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,439
Hang on. Marc, what exactly
are you going to tell her?

678
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,359
I hate people. How can I help you?
Can she spare five minutes?

679
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,879
No, actually, I'm afraid she can't.

680
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,919
She's... She's had to pop away
and deal with something.

681
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,079
Maybe we should come back later.

682
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,679
Yes, yes, I'm still here.

683
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,559
I mean, we don't even know
what it is yet.

684
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:58,759
Could just be kids messing about,

685
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,930
and then we're going
to look really stupid.

686
00:34:00,931 --> 00:34:03,759
Look, if you're going to
put me on hold again,

687
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,239
at least provide
some appropriate hold music.

688
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,599
I don't know.
Have you got any thrash metal?

689
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,959
Come back in a bit, Marc.

690
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,319
I'm sure she'll find some time
for her Teacher of the Year.

691
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,760
I'll catch up with her later.

692
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,919
You've been back one day.

693
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,279
One day! But this was all him, Miss.

694
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:34,199
Miss. You weren't listening to us,
so we had to do something.

695
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,519
I'm not even going to listen
to any point you're trying to make

696
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,839
until every little bit
of that black paint is cleaned up.

697
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:40,999
But you're never going to listen.

698
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,719
I beg your pardon?
You're a hypocrite.

699
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,479
You need to remember
who you're talking to.

700
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:48,359
You bang on about how inclusive
this place is, but it's not.

701
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,999
You've already picked a side.
Don't test me, Ben. You'll lose.

702
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,359
Can't lose
if you're not trying to win.

703
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,599
Fine. Detention.

704
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,639
LAUGHTER

705
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,999
Those involved will spend the rest
of the day cleaning up this mess.

706
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,239
And after you finish,

707
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,410
we will be discussing
further punishment.

708
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,119
Oh, can you take over, Joseph?

709
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,159
No problem.

710
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,199
Right. You heard what Mrs Drake
said. You will be getting a call...

711
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,079
I know this is probably
a really good time.

712
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,279
For what?

713
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,519
Another problem.

714
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,759
It's Hope.

715
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,719
Oh, I'm sorry, Wendy,
but would you be bringing this

716
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,479
to my attention
if she wasn't my granddaughter?

717
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,159
Well, she didn't turn up
for her lessons,

718
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,050
and nobody's seen her,
so I thought you might like to know.

719
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,210
Thank you.

720
00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:33,879
Hey!

721
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,439
Now, that is a face of a teacher
who's been here a few years,

722
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,719
not a few hours.

723
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,439
Oh, mate.

724
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,079
Do you know the expression caught
between a rock and a hard place?

725
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,399
Oh, don't say that.

726
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,639
I knew I shouldn't have
walked down this corridor.

727
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,599
Now, look, I know obviously

728
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,159
all schools deal with things
differently.

729
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,759
Yeah, I know, but look,
if you've got a problem,

730
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,320
then you meet it head-on.
You know, you talk to SMT.

731
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,400
It's a pretty big problem.

732
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,840
I saw Mr Todd...

733
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,999
HE SIGHS

734
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,050
..with drugs.

735
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,519
What? I know.

736
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,160
The Teacher of the Year.

737
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,959
Are you actually being serious?

738
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:21,159
I saw them fall out of his pocket
outside the toilets.

739
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,600
He sort of pretended
he'd just found him, but...

740
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,199
..I was in his classroom
this morning, and he was struggling.

741
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,679
And then, just like that,
he's bouncing.

742
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,079
DONTE SIGHS

743
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,439
You can ask the kids.

744
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,680
DONTE SIGHS

745
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,999
Look, I might have got it wrong.

746
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,920
I mean, this is Marc Todd
we're talking about.

747
00:36:44,921 --> 00:36:49,399
Do you know what? Will you
please just forget I said anything?

748
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:50,999
Look, I don't think I can.

749
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,159
You know,
there's procedures in place.

750
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,039
You know, safeguarding.

751
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,400
I mean, I've got kids here.

752
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,159
Look, I'll tell you what.

753
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,159
I'll keep your name out of it...

754
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,760
..but this needs to be dealt with.

755
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,310
I just can't believe Marc
would be so stupid.

756
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,159
Yeah, well,
if I've learned anything,

757
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,959
people will always surprise you
with just how stupid they can be.

758
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,010
Yeah.

759
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,039
DOOR OPENS

760
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,600
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

761
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,039
KNOCK ON DOOR

762
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,090
Hope.

763
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,399
I'll be honest,
with a lot of years under my belt,

764
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,800
I know that toilets maybe aren't
the best place to hide in a school.

765
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,910
And I'm not great
at speaking through doors.

766
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,200
You should be in lessons.

767
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:47,799
SHE SIGHS

768
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,039
I know you just think
I'm being stupid,

769
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,199
and I talk too much -
a lot too much -

770
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,399
but the musical...

771
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,719
I can't keep repeating myself.

772
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:58,439
I cannot be seen to be
giving you special treatment.

773
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,439
I know, but I'm not anything here.
I'm nothing.

774
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,959
It's your first day, Hope!

775
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,719
Yeah, well, even if I make friends,
what's the point?

776
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,790
They're all going to forget me
when I'm at a different school.

777
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,370
You're going to be in this school
for a long time.

778
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,959
Mum said that about my last school.

779
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,759
Look, I...I know how
difficult things have been

780
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,040
for you and your brother.

781
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:23,359
We're bulletproof.
That's what he says.

782
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,679
We've got each other
and no-one else matters.

783
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,119
Even if Mum goes away for a bit,
she always comes back.

784
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,439
And now you have me too.

785
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,479
Yeah, but here,
you're just the head teacher.

786
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:33,839
You keep saying it.

787
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:38,359
And I'm OK when people laugh at me.
Whatever. I don't even care.

788
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,490
They can't stop me from trying
to be what I want to be, can they?

789
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:49,159
When I was your age, people
tried telling me all the time

790
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,040
that I couldn't be
what I wanted to be.

791
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,799
What did you want to be?

792
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:54,920
Wonder Woman.

793
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,999
Sadly, that role was taken,

794
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,960
so I became the next best thing -
head teacher.

795
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,599
Life is about
proving people wrong, Hope.

796
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,920
And when you do it, there is
no better feeling in this world.

797
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,039
SHE SIGHS

798
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,640
Yeah, well,
I'd better get to lesson.

799
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,560
Nobody likes a drama queen.

800
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,480
BELL RINGS

801
00:39:30,771 --> 00:39:36,079
They came to me because
they're worried about the situation.

802
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,439
Well, who exactly are they?

803
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,479
I'm sorry, but I promised that
I'd keep their name out of it.

804
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,479
They were concerned that
a teacher was using drugs in school.

805
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,639
So I'm supposed to conduct
an investigation

806
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,399
based on a nameless source?

807
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,279
But if drugs have been
brought into this school,

808
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,399
then I thought you should know.

809
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,119
Of course I need to know,
but this is Marc.

810
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,879
Marc Todd! Yeah, I know.

811
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,319
I suppose you just never know
who anyone really is.

812
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,600
No, you just see what
they want you to see, right? Mm.

813
00:40:00,601 --> 00:40:02,679
HE SIGHS

814
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,879
So? What happens next?

815
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,319
Well, an allegation's been made.

816
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,239
We'll have to follow
school procedure.

817
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,290
Thank you.

818
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,879


819
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,879


820
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,519


821
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,799


822
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,879


823
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,839


824
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:31,199


825
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,719


826
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,719


827
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,799


828
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,799


829
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,719


830
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,599


831
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,719


832
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,239


833
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,479
You all right?

834
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,199
Ah. They've put you on
supervision duty too, I see.

835
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,479
Yep. My day just keeps
getting better and better. Hm.

836
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,919
This is so unfair.
They did this, not us.

837
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,519
Maybe if you didn't
start stamping your feet

838
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,879
like an angry little activist.

839
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,439
Maybe if you hadn't started
mouthing off for no reason.

840
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,999
Maybe if you did less talking
and more cleaning,

841
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,599
you'd be done a lot quicker.

842
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,439
Yeah. You two obviously rubbed
each other up the wrong way,

843
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,279
so perhaps you'd be better if you
stayed out of each other's way.

844
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,839
Not being funny, but she's
been winding me up all day.

845
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,319
Well, that's not a good start.

846
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,959
Living rent-free in her head, sir.

847
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,639
Making fun about PSHE.

848
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,039
Well, it is funny.

849
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,159
And childish.

850
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,999
It was like she was
laughing about Libby.

851
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,679
Hold on. I didn't say anything
about your sister.

852
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,719
She's been giving it the big "I am"
all day because of a rainbow.

853
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:31,919
What's wrong with the rainbow?

854
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,919
Then she was on Schuey's side
about his pathetic prayer room.

855
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,599
Well, I hate playing
devil's advocate...

856
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,959
Oh, be careful, sir.

857
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,919
If you want to be
an advocate to that fella,

858
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,439
you're probably
on the wrong side already.

859
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,799
I'm just saying, you know,
Schuey might have a point.

860
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,039
Yeah.

861
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,360
The wrong one.

862
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,479
KNOCK ON DOOR
Come in.

863
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,959
Mr Todd is here.

864
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,879
Thank you. Er, Marc, if you'd
like to take a seat, please.

865
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,799
I wanted to see you, actually.

866
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,199
I came to your office earlier.

867
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,199
Um...

868
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,639
Sorry, what are they doing here?

869
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,479
I thought it best
that your union rep was present.

870
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,530
What?

871
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:15,839
Sorry, is this...is this a wind-up?
Am I being recorded or something?

872
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,679
Marc, we've had a report
that you've got drugs on you.

873
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:19,919
You're actually serious?

874
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,359
I need you to empty your pockets.

875
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,039
Well, that's why I came to see you.

876
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:27,319
Um... I found something
outside the loos at lunch.

877
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,370
SHE SIGHS

878
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,919
Hang on...

879
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,239
You don't honestly think that
that is mine?

880
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:36,400
Stella, come on.

881
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,559
I've spoken to LADO.

882
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,279
We have no choice but to suspend
you, pending a full investigation.

883
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,559
What? You're serious?

884
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,159
I have to follow school procedure.

885
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,359
Stella, please! You know me!

886
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,519
I have to keep this formal. But...

887
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,319
This will go
to the appropriate bodies now,

888
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,839
so we have to let the investigation
run its course. What?

889
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:59,039
You'll be able to put your side of
the story across during the inquiry.

890
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,959
I don't believe this.

891
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,919
So what happens now? Is someone
going to escort me off the premises?

892
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,719
Given the severity
of the accusation,

893
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:07,799
we have no option
but to call the police.

894
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,199
The police? Marc, you were found
with drugs on your person.

895
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,920
It would be the same for anyone.

896
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,120
Hey, you've missed a bit.

897
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,399
Whoa!
LAUGHTER

898
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,199
Easy, tiger.

899
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,559
We need more water, sir.

900
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,520
Right, well, you know
where the tap is.

901
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,000
Come on. Nice and quick.

902
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,079
You know,
if you'd just talk to me...

903
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,399
And say what?

904
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,959
Well, how you're feeling.

905
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,359
If you talk about a problem,
then you can work out a solution.

906
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,760
The solution is fighting back.

907
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,239
Standing up for what we believe in.
That's what Agnes reckons.

908
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:55,319
Yeah, well, there are
ways of doing things.

909
00:43:55,320 --> 00:44:00,719
Sir, if someone was to say to you
that you can't be you any more,

910
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,919
how would you feel?

911
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,279
Nobody is saying
that you can't be you.

912
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,440
Yes, they are.

913
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,880
It's like I'd finally found
something that made me feel...

914
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,050
What?

915
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,320
Forget about it. No. Feel what?

916
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,080
Like I'm not on my own any more.

917
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,919
But the thing is,
nobody was consulted.

918
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:32,039
If the trust can just drop religion,
then what else can it just drop? Mm.

919
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,519
Well, I'm afraid religion
is a nuanced subject, Mr Charles.

920
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,599
Nuanced?

921
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:37,799
It means complicated.

922
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,479
Yeah, I know what it means, Iz!

923
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:40,879
Temper, temper.

924
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:41,999
Like father, like daughter.

925
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,719
Hold on a minute,
I ain't got a temper.

926
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:45,719
If you had your way,
you'd still be using the cane.

927
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:47,359
Oh! Calling me old-school, are you?

928
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,799
No, no, not old-school,
just old, mate.

929
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,439
Ohh!

930
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:55,919
Well, sorry, we all can't be
fit, young PE teachers.

931
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,119
Oh, I'm sorry, have you
got a problem with PE now?

932
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,919
Ha-ha! It's physical education.
It's the kind of subject

933
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,119
you give to people
who can't teach proper subjects.

934
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,479
Oh! You're a history teacher.

935
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,430
Your job is remembering dates
that no-one cares about. Heh.

936
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,039
Schuey's well aware
of the disruption

937
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,399
his actions have caused today
and he accepts his punishment.

938
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,839
You're on very thin ice, young man.

939
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,959
If anything like this
ever happens again...

940
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,840
It won't. Will it?

941
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,839
Miss, when I'm in church,

942
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,680
I'm there and I feel...

943
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,330
..calm.

944
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:49,999
And for the first time in my life,
my head ain't going crazy.

945
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,600
I just forget about everything
else that's happened and...

946
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,159
I know I don't matter here...

947
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,839
Everyone matters
in this school, Schuey.

948
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,480
..but it's like
I've finally found something good.

949
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:07,160
And it felt like it was
just taken away from me.

950
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:13,799
So I snapped, and I know
I shouldn't have, and I am sorry.

951
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,159
Well, thank you for the apology.

952
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,999
With that in mind,
I think it may be prudent

953
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,280
to review the guidelines
on dismissing religion outright.

954
00:46:24,171 --> 00:46:27,799
I don't know what that means.
Just, just...

955
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,119
It means that
I'll take a second look,

956
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,880
see if there's room for manoeuvre.

957
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,079
So...the assembly, the rap...?

958
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,719
That's not happening.

959
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:40,439
But outside of school time,
whatever you believe,

960
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,400
feel free to sing it
from the rooftops.

961
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,479
I've never touched drugs in my life.

962
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,680
It doesn't make sense.

963
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:54,479
I found it outside
the toilets with Darius

964
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:58,090
and then suddenly I'm being pulled
into Stella's office and suspended.

965
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,199
What?

966
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,879
I think
he's thrown me under the bus.

967
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,920
No! Yeah. I'm serious, Nish.

968
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,439
I keep thinking, if they
weren't my drugs, then...

969
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:13,039
Whoa, Marc, come on.
That is a bit of a leap, that.

970
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,879
Are you sure you're
not being paranoid?

971
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,519
No, I just picked them up
before he could.

972
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,479
Yeah, but... If he'd have
dropped them, then...

973
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,239
I mean, come on...

974
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:23,479
When we found them, he was
trying to blame it on the kids.

975
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,320
It was weird, like something
wasn't right with him.

976
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,959
It's his first day at work.

977
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,239
Maybe...maybe he can't
believe what's happened.

978
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,290
No.

979
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,480
All right, listen, Marc...

980
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,959
You need to...
You need to go home...

981
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,279
Listen. You need to go home,
you need to talk to a lawyer,

982
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,439
your rep, yeah?

983
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:50,199
Look, look, you've done nothing
wrong and you know the truth, yeah?

984
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,760
It's only the truth
if the right people believe it.

985
00:47:53,171 --> 00:47:57,359
Maybe you're right,
but I'm telling you,

986
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,350
there is something
not right about him.

987
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,040
Like, whatever we had going on,
it wasn't that.

988
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,570
Seriously,
could they be any more cringe?

989
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,680
This morning, that was my bad.

990
00:48:26,681 --> 00:48:29,999
But I seriously wasn't
laughing at your sister.

991
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,800
That almost sounded like an apology.

992
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:35,520
But what Tyler said...

993
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:40,159
..Schuey... Yeah, that
was bang out of order.

994
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:44,119
I don't even care about religion.
People can believe what they want.

995
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,680
I don't even know what I believe.

996
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,800
I know it sounds stupid, but...

997
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,759
..I think I have to believe
in some sort of heaven

998
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,240
cos if I don't, then...

999
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,159
..then I won't ever see my mum
again, and it's just like...

1000
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:00,480
That doesn't sound stupid.

1001
00:49:01,201 --> 00:49:04,119
You know, they actually look like

1002
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,919
they're not about to
kill each other. Hm.

1003
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,840
Well, I'm guessing
Cat's backed down.

1004
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,280
Well, she's actually quite mature.

1005
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,040
She's old for her years, that one.

1006
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,790
Hold on, are you saying
that Izzy isn't?!

1007
00:49:21,791 --> 00:49:24,599
This doesn't mean we're friends.

1008
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:25,960
IZZY SCOFFS
Friends?

1009
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,399
Oh, no, you had your big day.

1010
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,160
You can go back
to being a saddo now.

1011
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,680
BELL RINGS

1012
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,240
OK, thanks, guys. Get home safe.

1013
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,319
You know, you really
didn't need to come in.

1014
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:56,360
Clean-up job and a detention?
I'd say you got pretty lucky.

1015
00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,839
I'm sorry, it's just...

1016
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,239
When I hear he's been in trouble,
the alarm bells start to go.

1017
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:06,559
Right. Well, lucky or not, it's...
it's dealt with now, isn't it?

1018
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,599
Is it? Oh, Mike.

1019
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,670
What? He defaces a rainbow
and that's not raising any flags?

1020
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,800
Oh, come on.

1021
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,319
Come on, this...
this is not homophobic.

1022
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,320
No, no, his religion
was being challenged.

1023
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,439
What? You... You don't believe that?

1024
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:24,919
Oh, come on, he's only
just found religion.

1025
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,559
It could be something
else next week, Joe.

1026
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,879
No... If you talk to him properly...

1027
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,000
Like you do.

1028
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,959
No, I just... I listened to him,
and so did Stella,

1029
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,280
and today, right,
he's just lashing out.

1030
00:50:36,281 --> 00:50:38,439
Yeah, the trouble with Schuey,

1031
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,730
when he lashes out,
he doesn't miss, does he?

1032
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:44,760
I'll meet you outside.

1033
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,959
Not exactly SAS, were you, sir?

1034
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,079
Just googled you
and it said you only worked

1035
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,359
at some army recruitment centre.

1036
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,639
I said I was in the Royal Marines.
I didn't say which part.

1037
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,639
What did you do? Give out free pens?

1038
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:05,759
Ha!

1039
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,599
And free advice.

1040
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,599
Don't be silly enough
to take everything at face value.

1041
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,119
I did my years of service

1042
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,439
and then I followed
a different path.

1043
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,079
It's funny you didn't
mention that in class.

1044
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:17,799
I didn't lie.

1045
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,479
And as I said earlier, in this
world, the aesthetic is everything.

1046
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:22,679
The what?

1047
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,799
MR DONOVAN SCOFFS
The aesthetic. How things look.

1048
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,679
Shiny and new and attractive.

1049
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,920
Your generation
should know all about that.

1050
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,639
You write your own story in life,
Ashton.

1051
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,480
Go big...or go home.

1052
00:51:42,011 --> 00:51:46,199
There weren't too many
Agnes Ecclestons

1053
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,519
last time I was a teacher.

1054
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,919
SHE CHUCKLES
You met your match already?

1055
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,319
Well, every day's a school day.

1056
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:53,479
But what she was saying...

1057
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,319
Is not without validity.

1058
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:58,999
I've already taken steps to find
somewhere else for the prayer room.

1059
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,840
Proactive. Not reactive.

1060
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,070
Well, sometimes it's good to hear
what the kids are saying.

1061
00:52:05,071 --> 00:52:07,879
I suppose your next battle
is with the trust.

1062
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,639
I've made my decision.

1063
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,799
They won't like me
backtracking on religion,

1064
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:15,199
but I'll find another way
to increase the numbers.

1065
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,680
I believe you. Mm.

1066
00:52:16,681 --> 00:52:20,319
I still can't believe
what's just happened.

1067
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:21,879
I've been suspended.

1068
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,879
Oh, no. Seriously?

1069
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,319
Yeah. So...

1070
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,799
..you need to put it right.

1071
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,799
You were there, Darius.
You've got to tell them the truth.

1072
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:31,850
Mm.

1073
00:52:31,851 --> 00:52:35,759
Sounds like it might be a bit late
for that, though, don't it?

1074
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:36,810
What?

1075
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,679
I-I might never work again.

1076
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,159
You've been shadowing me all day,
acting like you're my mate,

1077
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,119
and now you're going
to stab me in the back?

1078
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,170
Wow.

1079
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,410
Bet you didn't see that coming,
did you?

1080
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,079
Suppose I won't be, er...
shadowing you any more, will I?

1081
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:54,679
HE SNIGGERS

1082
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,679
Are you laughing at me?

1083
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,039
God, no.

1084
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,279
Marc, no.

1085
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:04,160
How could anybody laugh
at the Teacher of the Year?

1086
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:12,690
Agnes!

1087
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:17,439
Hey. I, er...did what you said.

1088
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:18,919
I heard what you did.

1089
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,399
Yeah, you wanted me to prove
how much God meant to me.

1090
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,639
Attacking things
doesn't prove anything.

1091
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,479
W-wait... You did a protest.

1092
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:27,560
Peacefully.

1093
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,120
I thought you'd be happy.

1094
00:53:31,121 --> 00:53:34,679
Well, I'm glad you
found your voice, Schuey.

1095
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,679
I'm just not happy
with how you used it.

1096
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,839
Well, I wasn't just
standing up for me.

1097
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,560
I was standing up for us.

1098
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,280
I know.

1099
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:48,040
And I love that.

1100
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,759
I really do.

1101
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:51,920
So you're not mad?

1102
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,720
Judge not that ye not be judged.

1103
00:53:55,721 --> 00:53:59,399
You know whatever mad path
you were on before?

1104
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,079
You're on a different one now.

1105
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,600
With me. Hm.

1106
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,559
I'm in the musical.
I still can't believe it.

1107
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,519
Miss Chambers must have
been impressed.

1108
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:12,239
Yeah, obvs, but I thought you
might have said something, too.

1109
00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:15,519
Oh, someone might have mentioned
there was a small role going,

1110
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,319
but, er, it won't be centre stage.

1111
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,159
Yeah, but it's still on the stage.

1112
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,119
Can we just go home?

1113
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,359
Yes, but first, I would like
to say something to you both.

1114
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,120
Anything we haven't heard before?

1115
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,519
It's fair to say
that I'm a bit out of practice,

1116
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,159
but I'm going to do my best
to make this work.

1117
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,999
But it's only going to work
if we're all on the same page.

1118
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,319
Me? I can't wait to read
the rest of the book.

1119
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,959
See what I did there?
I do jokes too.

1120
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,320
Maybe stick to the singing.

1121
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,279
You're probably
still not sure about me,

1122
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,479
but I'm going to do everything
in my power to prove you wrong -

1123
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:53,079
that I'm not the monster
you secretly think I am.

1124
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,280
"Secretly"?

1125
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,359
When it comes down to it, Ben,

1126
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,959
it's only as temporary
as you want it to be.

1127
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,919
If you keep kicking back,

1128
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:04,399
there's only so many detentions
I can put you in.

1129
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:05,999
It's up to you.

1130
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,890
But do you really want to
see your sister uprooted again?

1131
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,200
Not now I'm in the musical. No way.

1132
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,720
We both know
how much this means to her.

1133
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,519
You're good. So are you.

1134
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,959
Maybe we've got more in common
than you think.

1135
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,199
Maybe.

1136
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,079
BOOMING MUSIC IN DISTANCE

1137
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:29,400
What the hell is that?

1138
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,479
CHEERING

1139
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,919
Yo, let me get some energy!
Make some noise!

1140
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:45,360
CHEERING

1141
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,919


1142
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,799

and we're kicking down doors

1143
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,799

fighting in brawls

1144
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,519

And the demon falls

1145
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,119


1146
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,879

..when all else fails.

1147
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:02,519


1148
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,559

They're salivating...

1149
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,240
CHEERING

1150
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,079


1151
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,919

End of your rainbow

1152
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,439

Humble brag

1153
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:32,199


1154
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,200
CHEERING

1155
00:56:35,551 --> 00:56:40,679

My feet are planted on the ground

1156
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,999

I know that Boz is with Him now

1157
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,399

but I hope I do him proud

1158
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:48,359

I got armour, not a cloud.

1159
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,240
CHEERING

1160
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,000
Thank you!

1161
00:57:05,050 --> 00:57:09,600
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